Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she’s only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It’s time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who’s boss.
Although this book is a standalone, I highly recommend you check out Clam Jam before hand. Not only because it shows the beginning for the two main characters Sarah & Jack, but also has others in this book as well, Maggie & Ry. PLUS Clam Jam is HILARIOUS and part of my top favorite reads of 2017!
This book started off not as I expected and not in the time line I assumed. Either way I laughed almost every chapter. Mostly at the main female character Sarah’s inner and sometimes spoken dialogue. She is a hoot and I the things she says could make someone pee their pants.
So this book is called Blue Balls, and there is a lot of it. In fact from the prologue to the end it’s used 47 times and I LOVE IT! (Yes I searched it) The scenarios these two get into is horrible, terrible, unbelievable and make this romcom PERFECT. I have no idea how RC Boldt came up with half this stuff but it is bloody brilliant! There are soooo many things stopping Jack and Sarah from officially finding that bliss and those things are unthinkable – unless you’re RC Boldt. So much applause, girl, so much applause!
This book was HILARIOUS! It’s crazy how much “the universe” was against them when it came to sex. Yet how well they could still stick by each others sides through it all… until it all came too much. I was ready for the HEA especially since I didn’t think love was going to actually happen.
What a great book after Clam Jam!!
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you’re in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can’t recall the lyrics to a particular 80’s song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she’s your girl.