“Lean back on the table and spread your legs for me…”
“Being a doctor in New York City has never been easy. Especially for someone like me who has a private practice and an incompetent staff who insists on leaving me to fill in for them.
Over the past six months, I’ve performed one too many pap smears, three too many “breast exams,” and scrubbed in on several reconstructive surgeries. (This would be acceptable if I was still interested in general medicine, but I’m not. I’m supposed to be a goddamn therapist…)
When my team finally came to their senses and decided to bring someone more competent into the practice last month, I was actually elated.
Until I realized that our new “doctor” was none other than the woman I was supposed to meet over dinner two weeks ago. The same woman who stood me up with nothing more than an “I can’t meet you anymore, sorry,” after we agreed to move our online talks into reality.
I haven’t forgotten any of the filthy fantasies she told me about, and I never deleted our dirty messages. And if she thinks that I’m going to act like a “professional” and pretend like that shit never happened, she has another thing coming…”
-Synopsis from Goodreads
Dirty Doctor is the 2nd novella in the Steamy Coffee Collection written by Whitney G. Add it on Goodreads!
I have to say that my review is probably going to be biased. Considering I have loved and probably will love everything that has been published by Whitney G. Almost all of her books would probably make it in my top favorites, and I am sure this book will not disappoint. If you haven’t already read them, I would start with these books first 😀
| Naughty Boss (1st book in the Steamy Coffee Collection) |
Garrett Ashton is your typical bachelor doctor type. He has no problem finding women, but refuses for long term. Natalie Madison is the opposite, she has problems finding men and desperately wants long term. The two are matched up on a dating website and chat for months without giving names and specific work details. So when Natalie’s dream of being a resident at a certain hospital is crushed, she is placed in no other than Garrett’s private practice. At first he has no idea who she is.. except she always did since the night they were supposed to finally meet up for a date. So will cocky Dr. Ashton give her a break and show her the ropes of his practice. Or will he show her something else, that maybe will confirm her nickname for him Dr. Nine Inches.
Like all of Whitney G’s books, I found this one to be above the top amazing. If I could I would give all of the books above 5 stars. I patiently (okay maybe impatiently) wait for the author to publish another book and never have been let down. This was a quick novella that had the perfect mix of humor, romance, fights and make up sex. The first few chapters had me legit laughing out loud, and almost in tears. Which wouldn’t of been an issue, if I wasn’t reading it at work. I love her books that much that I have to read them on release day.
If you’re looking for a steamy romance with unexpected sexy scenes this is definitely a winner. I loved the banter and hate between them that would melt became close enough to each other.
Do yourself a favor and read this book. Also read EVERYTHING else by Whitney G ❤
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LONG REVIEW with Spoilers. SO SPOILER ALERT!!!
Garrett Ashton is your favorite doctor. Yes, he may be great at what he does but really it’s his body and face that makes you coming back for more. Which is exactly what his patients do. Even when sometimes those patients are not really his but other co-workers. So he gets horny woman, begging him to give another pap just to make sure everything is going good down there. Oh and breast exam too! He is sick of the other doctors in the building not doing their job, which is exactly why they are hiring a resident to help out. I mean his location was voted the number one practice in New York for the 2nd year.
Garrett is not looking for a relationship – far from it. He loves to hook up and fuck hard. Nothing more, and definitely nothing less. He has a few online accounts and actually has met a pretty awesome chick under the username JerseyGirl7. They chat on and off, usually dirty stuff. Never sending pictures or giving out names. It works for them.
Who is JerseyGirl7 you ask? Natalie Madison. Who was supposed to be working at a wonderful hospital until they made a fuck up. Now she is stuck doing her residency at a private practice. That is not what she wanted AT ALL. Even if they are the number one in the state, and also in the top 10 in the US. She was supposed to do her residency in the hospital. The same place she worked her ass off as an intern. How was she supposed to get her experience and knowledge at a practice with small doctor to patient ratio and probably zero challenges?
So do you catch on yet? Garrett Ashton screen name D-Doctor works at the number one private practice in NY. JerseyGirl7 is getting pushed off to do her residency at the number one private practice in NY…. looks like these two are about to meet up in real life without even realizing it. Park Avenue Wellness Group is about to get a little more sexier.
The latest messages between the two were about Natalie’s date. It’s been a while since she has gotten some, so she hoped this would be it. Plus the guy said he had the dick the size of a big thick sausage and could lick and slurp her wet pussy. Garrett expressed that he probably sucks at all of that and is lying about something. So he starts a bet, if she is let down by her date then she has to call and talk to Garrett on the phone for the first time. Deal!
But you called it, her date was HORRIBLE. She wanted a glass of wine – it was too expensive, so he ordered a cheap drink for her – promising he would take her to Burger King after. Then he drops a huge bomb. Charles – her date – has Penile Agenesis. What does that mean you ask? Well he was born without a penis and is basically a Ken doll. Which don’t get me wrong I am not making fun of, because it is a real thing that happens to people that don’t ask for it when having kids. But DUDE you don’t lie to someone promising great sex with your dick when really you’re too self conscious to be honest. There are people out there that will look past that, if you’re up front. Oh and that sausage he was talking about? He meant sausage patty and in nonexistent.
Garrett gets his phone call from JerseyGirl7. I mean her date was horrible. He gives her his real name, and she does not give it in return. BUT they do set up a date in 2 weeks at a nice restaurant. Well because after he is going to fuck her properly finally.
That all changes after the doctors call Natalie about setting up a time for her to tour the practice. Garrett is still not enthused that they hired a resident and not an already legit doctor. So Natalie messages Garrett telling him to reschedule to this Friday night… Which will be after she meets him at the practice that he owns.
Which happens, she meets her new boss and instantly finds him attractive. Which he in return also finds her gorgeous – at least that’s how she see it with him hitting on her. She tries to escape out of that because well he is her boss, and plus she has a date to get too.
Her best friend Shannon is in the cab with her on the way to the restaurant. Which is obviously shows a picture from the practice website of Dr. Hottie. Natalie doesn’t normally do these things, so she has her bestie Shannon go into the restaurant first and scope out the man she has been chatting for months with. At first Shannon doesn’t recognize him, but when she does Natalie has to go in and see for herself. Sure enough, it is. She gets out of the restaurant as fast as she can. She has been telling him naughty details about her life, there is no way she can see him. So when he calls, she tells him she has to stand him up for good reasons she can’t say. But they can go back to messaging and never meet in real life.
Two weeks later Natalie and Garrett are working in the same office. Natalie is being kind of uptight about things, and its starting to bother him. She is doing wonderful when it comes to work things, but any small talk or being in the same space alone she always leaves or changes topic. Garrett had no idea what he had done to her or if she was just always like this. Until she calls the office that she misplaced her phone. The intern has Garrett call her cell phone and when he finds it his jaw drops. In clear letters it says incoming call from D-Doctor. Just to be sure he calls again, then erases the missed calls. Then to be even more sure he goes into her phone, pulls up the app they have been messaging on, and sure enough it says welcome back JerseyGirl7. I bet Natalie didn’t think that would happen, that the intern would just go and search for her phone.
When Natalie comes into work Monday morning things are completely different. Garrett is being a capital DICK to her moving the room around, telling her she needs to do file work and won’t be sitting in on his clients appointments because the file work needs to get done. Natalie is a strong independent woman so she asks what the heck was going on. Which all leads to him finally telling her why he is being a major douche. He calls her JerseyGirl7 leaving her jaw dropping and him making sexual comments about it.
The next morning Garrett comes into his office to find everything moved back to where it was, and Natalie sitting in his chair. He tells her he has 15 mins to put everything back and get out of his custom made desk and chair. When he comes back she is still there. They banter back and forth about her doing some paperwork, and him making sexual harassment comments. During each angry word they get closer and closer to each other until they finally start making out. Without a second thought, he puts his hand in her panties while she is about to unbuckle his pants. Except the phone starts ringing and they both agree that this never happened and never will happen again. YEA OKAY. I don’t believe that anymore than those two do. They even mentioned that they will not speak to each other unless in front of a patient. Everything else will be through e-mail. It was getting harder and harder to do that everyday. Especially when she realized how great of a man Garrett really is. Taking a lot of pro-bono cases and also paying for some of his patients medical bills when they can not afford it or have no insurance.
Natalie needed to do Paps for the day since one of the doctors would be out. She was nervous as all hell and ended up having to get Garrett to help. She explained that she hurt two women when she first did and almost caused a lawsuit making her scared ever since. Garrett helped her the rest of the day, which including helping her out as well. He was going to show her how it’s done and asked her to change and get on the table. When he returned he didn’t do what she expected… he ended up giving her oral and finger fucking her well. Before walking out, he explained that they would need to meet for a follow up in 48 hours. You know just to make sure she’s completely satisfied with her “treatment”.
The next few weeks go by with him doing that almost everyday. Garrett started sending her flowers, fine and dinner. Even set up a makeup date/ Except one day everything went back to before where he was a completely and utter asshole. Around that time the hospital she interned at had to fire 2 residents which meant there was maybe a space open for her. While her and Garrett fought, he caught eye of it and angry fucked her. Finally after weeks they had sex, and it was read to be amazing and earth shattering.
So they keep having GREAT sex and when Garrett notices Natalie moping around after not getting the residency position at the hospital, he pulls some strings. He also gets Natalie fired by telling the board that him and Natalie have been in a relationship. When he tells Natalie, she freaks out up until he informs her that he got the hospital board to get her a job. Also that he did this for them, because he wants to be exclusive.
A few years later. 4 to be exact. Natalie is now a licensed doctor. Her and Garrett are celebrating their 4 year anniversary. On the way he asks Natalie to move in with him, which he has brought up many times before. Natalie finally tells him that the reason is because she wants to be engaged first, which is where Garrett lets her know that he planned on doing that at dinner, and she better say yes to both questions.